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Band Jokes

Elf Puns
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
Meat Puns
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Viking Puns
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
France Puns
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Color Puns
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Monster Puns
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
Bed Puns
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
Computer Puns
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Strawberry Puns
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Mushroom Puns
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Crocodile Puns
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Peach Puns
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Onion Puns
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.