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Awesome Jokes

Funny Limericks
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.
Phone Puns
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Tea Puns
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Nature Puns
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
Spouse Puns
Why didn’t my husband laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend just told me I'm a poor listener.
Which upset me massively because I'm an awesome whistler.
Love Puns
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Funny Birthday Poems
Everyone is jealous of us
We make an awesome couple
Life with you seems perfect
Forever, I want to be in this bubble
Today I want to preach
Just one simply philosophy
That a handsome guy like you
Deserves a pretty girl like me
Happy birthday!
Volleyball Puns
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett