What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.