Funny Sports Puns

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Funny Sports Puns

Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.