Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Join us for plenty of play action.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Calm before the score
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.