But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
The huddle is real
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.