Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Calm before the score
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Case in punt
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
