Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.