After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
For instant fun, just add water.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
I’m establishing my punning game early today.