What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.