What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.