The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks