Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.