Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?