Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.