Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.