Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?