Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.