Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?