Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.