Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.

Don't fork-get your manners.

"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.

A gnome walks into a bar, and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."

They aren’t gnome for their humor.

When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.

A dyslexic witch cursed me!
Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome.

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
Of course not, that g is silent!

What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!

What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."

There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."

Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!

The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.

You really mermaid my day.

I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.

I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.

What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.

Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.

What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!

What do you call a Mexican unicorn? Junicorn.

Wish upon a starfish.

Shes a fairy realistic person.

What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.

What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!

What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.

Seas the day!

What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.

What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.