Mythical Creature Puns

These legendary puns will crack you up!

Mythical Creature Puns

What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Too bad, if only I’d gnome!
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
I think you're mer-mazing.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
You mermaid to go far.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
You seem a little mer-mad.
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I couldn’t believe it. But it turns out it was just rhinos.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
Call me on the shellphone.
No one could tame the unicorn. He was horn to be wild.
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
Why cant a dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
A dyslexic witch cursed me!
Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome.
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
Why was the gnome just standing over his lawnmower and crying?
Because he hit a rough patch.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
'Cause he was always a little short.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.