What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.