Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.