Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
You mermake me happy.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Call me on the shellphone.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
We were mermaid for each other.
Wish upon a starfish.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You really mermaid my day.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Fishing you a happy day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Long time no sea.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You are shrimply the best!
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Seas the day!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You mermaid to go far.