Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Fishing you a happy day.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Long time no sea.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
We were mermaid for each other.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Call me on the shellphone.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Seas the day!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You mermaid to go far.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
I think you're mer-mazing.
You mermake me happy.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You really mermaid my day.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You are shrimply the best!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Wish upon a starfish.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.