What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You mermaid to go far.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Seas the day!
You mermake me happy.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
I think you're mer-mazing.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Fishing you a happy day.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Call me on the shellphone.
Long time no sea.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You are shrimply the best!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Wish upon a starfish.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You seem a little mer-mad.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
We were mermaid for each other.
You really mermaid my day.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.