What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You really mermaid my day.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Fishing you a happy day.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
We were mermaid for each other.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Long time no sea.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You seem a little mer-mad.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You mermaid to go far.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Wish upon a starfish.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You are shrimply the best!
Seas the day!
You mermake me happy.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Call me on the shellphone.