Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Fishing you a happy day.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
We were mermaid for each other.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You really mermaid my day.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Wish upon a starfish.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Long time no sea.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Call me on the shellphone.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You are shrimply the best!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You mermake me happy.
You mermaid to go far.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Seas the day!
I think you're mer-mazing.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
