For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
You are shrimply the best!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You really mermaid my day.
