Long time no sea.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Seas the day!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Don't fork-get your manners.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You seem a little mer-mad.