Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.