Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.