I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...