Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.