I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
