Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
