Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.