Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.