Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.