Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.