You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.