You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Let’s take an elfie.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Snow on and snow forth.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Snow thank you.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Wear green, or leaf.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Thank brew very much.
"You're a real good egg."
Beer-lieve it or not!
Fir sure.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It takes one to snow one.
"Just one hot chick."
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Birch, please.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
You’re my lucky charm.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
It’s snow joke.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Irish you were beer.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
You shamrock my world.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”