"No eggs-cuses."
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
"That's all, yolks."
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I whale always love you.
We like to paddy.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
"Just looking on the sunny side."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Wear green, or leaf.
I only have ice for you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I'm snow bored.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You’re my soul Santa.
I wood never leaf you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You’re my lucky charm.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Treat yo'elf.
Up to snow good.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.