Who needs luck? I have charm.
Deja brew all over again.
You shamrock my world.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
You sleigh me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
You’re brew-tiful!
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
The snuggle is real.
Who’s your paddy?
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
I call the shots.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Sips getting real.
Thank brew very much.
I only have ice for you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Snow thank you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
That look soots you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"Happy eggster."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You crack me up."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
It’s snow joke.
Let’s take an elfie.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
It’s worth a shot.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
My love for you simply radiates.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.