What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You snow the drill.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I love you dairy much.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I love you meow and forever.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
You’re brew-tiful!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Wear green, or leaf.
Irish you luck.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You snow the drill.
The pint’s the limit.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
We have great chemis-tree.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You raise the bar.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
My love for you is like no otter.
It takes one to snow one.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Resting Grinch face.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.