My love for you is like no otter.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Can’t pinch this.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Treat yo'elf.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
We like to paddy.
Best in snow.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Dublin’ the fun.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Just don't carrot all."
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Love at frost sight!
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Icy what you did there.
You raise the bar.
Snow thank you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It’s worth a shot.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"What an egg-citing day."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Irish you were beer.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Make it rein.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I'm Claus-trophobic.