If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Just brew it!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
He’s my pinch charming.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
My love for you is like no otter.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I “lub” you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Time to spruce things up.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Don’t be elfish.
It's lit.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
This is snow laughing matter!
"Just don't carrot all."
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Up to snow good.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Hold on for deer life.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
I fence-y you.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"No eggs-cuses."
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
You are un-beer-lievable!
You have a pizza my heart.
Gold riddance.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.