Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I love you meow and forever.
"You crack me up."
My love for you is like no otter.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I sulfur when you argon.
Fir sure.
Life is brew-tiful!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
You are spud-tacular.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
I dig you a hole lot.
"Eggs love you."
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Say it ain’t snow.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
As it snow happens.
I told you snow.
"You're a real good egg."
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Dublin over in laughter.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Get clover it, babe.
I find you very a-peeling.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.