Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!