Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!