What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.