What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
