You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!