Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!