How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.