When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.