What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.