A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.