What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.