Ghost Puns

These ghost puns un-BOO-lievably funny!

Ghost Puns

What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.