What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.