What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.