What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.