How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.