If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.