Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
I think we need to become better strangers.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
I feel like we're in tune
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.