Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I perform best when I’m wet.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
You’re more special than relativity.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
It's always a first class trip with me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Funny meat-ing you here.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.