Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You look good on your yoga mat.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'