I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.