Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.