How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.