Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.