My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!