Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
All punts are highly intended
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.