[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
All punts are highly intended
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
I like your tight end
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.