Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.