What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!