Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.