Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
