Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.