May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.