Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.