Christmas Puns

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Christmas Puns

He’s an elf-made man.
Best in snow.
I'm snow bored.
It's ice to meet you.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Hold on for deer life.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Birch, please.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Up to snow good.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
I only have ice for you.
Treat yo'elf.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I have the final sleigh.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
As it snow happens.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
As it snow happens.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Best in snow.
Icy what you did there.
Yule be sorry.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
You snow the drill.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
It's lit.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Snow on and snow forth.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Don’t be elfish.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Snow thank you.
Rebel without a Claus.