What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I'm snow bored.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I'm snow bored.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
It's ice to meet you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Say it ain’t snow.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
She has high elf-esteem.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Treat yo'elf.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I’ll never fir-get.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Icy what you did there.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”