Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Birch, please.
Hold on for deer life.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Up to snow good.
It’s snow joke.
Icy what you did there.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Let’s take an elfie.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
How rude-olf of you.
It's ice to meet you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
I’ll never fir-get.
The snuggle is real.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
As it snow happens.
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Best in snow.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
As it snow happens.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Love at frost sight!
I'm snow bored.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Say it ain’t snow.
You’re my soul Santa.