Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
As it snow happens.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
You snow the drill.
This is snow laughing matter!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Yule be sorry.
It's lit.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
It takes one to snow one.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
This is snow laughing matter!
Icy what you did there.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Up to snow good.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Love at frost sight!
How rude-olf of you.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Don’t be elfish.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Time to spruce things up.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Make it rein.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
It takes one to snow one.
I have the final sleigh.
Let’s take an elfie.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
I told you snow.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It's ice to meet you.
Up to snow good.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”