Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Best in snow.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Fir sure.
Time to spruce things up.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Snow thank you.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
We have great chemis-tree.
Up to snow good.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
It’s snow joke.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Snow on and snow forth.
How rude-olf of you.
He’s an elf-made man.
Birch, please.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Believe in your elf.
Hold on for deer life.
I'm snow bored.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
You snow the drill.
Don’t be elfish.
It’s snow joke.
Love at frost sight!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I have the final sleigh.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
I told you snow.
Snow thank you.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
It takes one to snow one.
I’m elf-taught.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”